Vegan Detox Green Smoothie

Cup of Green tea smoothies with fresh green tea

Cup of Green tea smoothies with fresh green tea

I have the best Vegan Detox  Green Smoothie  recipe ever.  First, if you’re not a vegan the word doesn’t automatically mean it tastes like shit.  What it does mean is that it lacks most of the artificial stuff we suck down that will kill us.  Let me explain why I am sharing.

It’s wedding season and I am feeling like a heifer.  Living in LA during wedding season can make weddings feel like culinary punishment.  You know where you’re forced to choose between eating fine foods in immaculate venues with brides and grooms  who have starved themselves for months for the perfect wedding pictures.  ( I know #ShitLApeopleSay)  I chose sugar, liquor and steak.  Hello 7lbs!

In the name of summer bodies, 7lbs, and  our infinitely sunny weather I have decided to turn my life around.  Here’s the recipe which is pretty inexpensive. If you’re too lazy to pop out and get it or the weather has you down. Use Postmates they deliver everything and for cheap.  Yes groceries too.  Where were we ? Oh the ingredients?


Try this super healthy Vegan Detox Smoothie.

1 Banana, large frozen
1/2 cup Cucumber
1 1/2 cups Kale
1 Large handful Spinach

1 1/2 cup Vanilla almond milk

The almond milk helps the tastes and you can totally leave it out if you get tooty booty from it.  Tell me what you think in the comments below.

Author Issen Alibris

Digital marketing strategist, blogger and Black business owner based in Los Angeles, CA. I like startups, traveling, being a foodie, tech gadgets, fashion and HBO.

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