Nothing makes the holidays more exciting than drama. Not the awkward kind like when your parents force you to hangout with relatives that annoy the shit out of you. Or when you’re at a bar with a friend three shots deep and their ex shows up with a new boo. This is better….STRANGER drama! Elan Gale a producer on ABC’s The Bachelor (the one where a bunch of girls slut it up on TV under the guise of trying to find their next husband) told a female passenger named Diane to “eat his dick” Here’s the unbelievable story. Diane was pissed because the flight was delayed. She was super anxious to get home to her family for Thanksgiving. In fact, she was so upset she gave all the flight attendants hell and was loud enough for the other passengers to hear including Elan Gale.
Justifiably annoyed Elan Gale took the oh so awesome step of bitching about it to his 30,000 Twitter followers. Who we can only assume are reality show wannabe’s who would do ANYTHING for a shot
of at the new ‘Bachelor’.
- @theyearofelan posted ” The male flight attendant said “I understand ma’am. I’m looking forward to seeing my family too.” She responded “This isn’t about you”.
Naturally, the sheep chimed in with all kinds of horrible comments. Poor Diane had no idea that she was screwing with a crazy Internet troll. Then, he sent her a glass of wine with a note that said ” Dear lady in 7A it has come to my attention that today is your Thanksgiving, it must be hard not to be with your family. Please accept this glass of wine. It is a gift from me to you. Hopefully if you drink it you won’t be able to use your mouth to talk. Love Elan.”
Why did he stir this woman up? It gets better. THEN …. He hand delivered two mini bottles of vodka to Diane and was sent the following reply which he tweeted.
This really pissed Elan off. Obviously not one to put on his Beats by Dre headphones and drown out the noise he tweeted again.
- @theyearofelan “Well I don’t know what I’m going to do next but I’ve got two hours left on this flight and I’m going to retaliate”
He follows this up with a tweet describing Diane
- @theyearofelan Diane is in her late 40s or early 50s. She is wearing mom jeans and a studded belt and she is wearing a medical mask over her idiot face”
Still not satisfied he sends this lady ANOTHER note
If you’re scratching your head going did this REALLY happen? oh yes! Very much so! Elan Gale waited for Diane to get off and handed her one last note. Naturally, she slapped the shit out of him and kept it moving but here’s what the note said.
“Diane, allow me to introduce myself. I am @TheYearOfElan. Look me up online. Read every tweet. Read every response. And maybe next time you’ll be nice to people who are just trying to help. PS… Eat My Dick.”
All I can do is shake my head in this situation. He is such a fucking brat! I am not excusing Diane’s behavior by any means. I get super irritated at stupid people on planes too. However, encouraging your army of Charlie Sheen like Twitter followers to talk crap about this lady is out of order. Then again maybe he’s got a book to promote. Or he’s trying to generate buzz for the next season of the show…. before we’re introduced to next years sluts!
By the way @theyearofelan now has more than 90,000 followers on Twitter up from 30,000 before this incident. Being an asshole with a Twitter account pays.